Seriously, proof-read!
Poof-reading is a Dying Art!
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> Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
> This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the
> Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three
> readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was
> impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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> I just couldn’t help but send this along. Too funny.
> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
> Really? Ya think?
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> What a guy!
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> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
> No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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> War Dims Hope for Peace
> I can see where it might have that effect!
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> If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
> Ya think?!
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> Who would have thought!
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> Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> They may be on to something!
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> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
> He probably IS the battery charge!
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> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
> Weren’t they fat enough?!
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
> That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> Do they taste like chicken?
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> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
> Boy, are they tall!
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> And the winner is…….
> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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> Did I read that right?
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